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Happy Hour

2 - 5 PM 7 DAYS A WEEK

DRINKS

CAMP LAGER 6

WELL HIGH BALLS 6

CHABERTON RED 6

CHABERTON WHITE 6

50/50 SHOOTERS 7

FIVE ALIVE MIMOSA 10

SUNNY D MIMOSA 11

VODKA CAESAR 11

FROZEN LIME MARGARITA 12

MOM’S DRUNK AGAIN 12

CRYSTAL CLEAR LONG ISLAND ICED TEA 12

BUCKETS OF BUDWEISER 22

Food

WORLD FAMOUS POPCORN 3

GAS STATION NACHOS 4

LOADED ONION DIP 8

HOT CORN DIP 9

O.G. SMASHBURGER w/ FRIES 16

Birria Grilled Cheese w/ Fries 12

TEXAS TACO SALAD 16

Puffy Tacos

YOUR MOM'S TACO 14

FIVE-O 12

CLUCK NORRIS 13

COUNTERFEIT PULLED PORK 13

Bar Snacks

WORLD FAMOUS POPCORN

hot cheeto or cool ranch 4

GAS STATION NACHOS

hot queso, pickled jalapeño, chopped onion, warm tortilla chips 6

TOTS & DIP

jalapeño aioli 6

For Starters

LOADED ONION DIP

house cooked dill pickle kettle chips 14

GUAC & CHIPS

salsa, cotija cheese, cilantro, warm tortilla chips 15.5

HOT CORN DIP & CHIPS

cream cheese corn dip, cotija cheese, fire roasted corn, hot cheetos, green onion, warm tortilla chips 15

CORN DOG TATAKI

cheddar frank, mustard tataki sauce, jalapeño cheetos, fresh jalapeño, chipotle sour cream 16

OLD FASHIONED ONION RINGS

jalapeño aioli 12

FIRE CRACKER SHRIMP CEVICHE

garlic & chili marinated shrimp, avocado, pico de gallo, cilantro, chili lime vinaigrette, warm tortilla chips 18

DOUBLE COOKED POUR-OVER CHICKEN WINGS

proper buffalo or maple jerk or american teriyaki served with celery, carrots & creole ranch 19

TOT SUPREME

crispy tater tots, hot queso, tomato, onion, bacon, pickled jalapeño, green onion, sour cream 18

SEAGULL STRIPS & DIP FLIGHT

chicken tenders, matchstick fries, hot-bq, honey mustard, sweet & sour, creole ranch 19.5

Almost Salads

TEXAS TACO SALAD

fried tortilla shell, chopped lettuce, pico de gallo, hot queso, sour cream & salsa, taco beef or seasoned pulled chicken 19 side of guac 3

STEVEN’S WEDGE SALAD

iceberg lettuce, chopped tomato, bacon, crispy onions, shredded cheddar, buttermilk dressing, green onion 17 add hot cheeto fried chicken breast 5

TEX-MEX CASA DILLA

crispy jack cheese shell, pickled jalapeño, queso, sour cream & house made salsa, crispy pork shoulder or seasoned pulled chicken or refried bean 18
side of guac 3

On A Bun

SERVED WITH MATCHSTICK FRIES

THE O.G. SMASH BURGER

single smash patty, american cheese, pickles, mustard sauce, peppercorn mayo 18

THE DOUBLE O.G. SMASH BURGER

double smash patty, american cheese, pickles, mustard sauce, peppercorn mayo 22

FULLY LOADED SMASH BURGER

single smash patty, american cheese, bacon, pickles, lettuce, tomato, mustard sauce, peppercorn mayo 21 make it a double patty 4

FLUSTER CLUCK

hot cheeto fried chicken, proper buffalo sauce, sweet pickles, lettuce, tomato, mayo 19

GABBY’S HOT DOG

nathan’s stadium frank, cilantro & onion condiment, burger sauce 16

BUFFALO CHICKEN CRUNCH WRAP

chicken tenders, proper buffalo sauce, lettuce, pico de gallo, creole ranch 18

PB&J SMASH BURGER

texas toast, double smash patty, american cheese, grape & rosemary jam, whipped bacon peanut butter 22

THE SUPER TROOPER

lee’s glazed donut, hot cheeto fried chicken, american cheese, sweet pickles, jalapeño aioli 24

UPGRADE YOUR FRIES

TOTS 3

GAS STATION NACHOS 4

ONION RINGS 3

Add To Any Meal

FLIGHT OF DIP

hot-bq, honey mustard, sweet & sour, creole ranch 6

Puffy Tacos

Served In Pairs

A fresh made Masa Dough Taco That Is Crispy, Yet Soft

Your Mom's Taco

Just Like Mom Used To Make

taco beef, chopped lettuce, tomato, shredded cheddar,
sour cream, squeeze cheese 16
add dorito dusted taco shell 1

CLUCK NORRIS

seasoned pulled chicken, pineapple citrus tajin, avocado, pico de gallo, taco mayo 15

Five-O

crispy pork shoulder, onion, cilantro, pineapple chimichurri, taco mayo 15

Free Willy

blackened basa, cabbage slaw, pico de gallo, pineapple chimichurri, taco mayo 16

COUNTERFEIT PULLED PORK

bbq king mushrooms, cabbage slaw, crispy onions, cilantro, bbq drizzle 16

BIRRIA

braised birria beef, onion, cilantro, taco mayo, birria jus for dipping 17.5

DESSERT

MINI DONUT & DIP FLIGHT

mini donuts, whipped dulce de leche,
spicy chocolate, PB & RJ, dunkaroo frosting 12